bongjoonheaux:

tricky-pockets:

bongjoonheaux:

bongjoonheaux:

I don’t fuck w nerds, the moment I can smell lore correction coming I’m like “Oh Neptune” and I gotta call my mom and ask her to pick me up

If I’m like “I really liked the scene where Gandalf learns the truth about the Ring in the first movie” and someone’s like “Oh you mean when he was in Minas Tirith, originally known as Minas Anor when it was first built in the Third Age?” I am pulling the nearest fire alarm

Them: Pelargir prospered further under the reign of the the Ship-kings, and Tarannon Falastur, 12th king of Gondor, built a home there, though Berúthiel, his wife, didn’t care for it

Me, sweating: D. Did you know that. That Viggo Mortensen really broke his toe. In that one scene

hey quick question, probably not important - how did you know all that stuff to put in the hypotheticals

[Throws smoke bomb down on the floor] [When the smoke clears I am still in the room with you but lying facedown, possibly dead but more likely unconscious. There is a visible dent in the nearest door.]

rogha:

rogha:

rogha:

one time a guy i know whose girlfriend was heavily pregnant didn’t tweet anything for a whole day so i texted him ‘congrats on your baby’ and made him think i had some kind of baby precognition 

like six months after that just after halloween i asked to see his son dressed as a ‘fat baby pumpkin’ and he was like ‘who told you’ and i said ‘no one. it’s halloween. you have a fat baby. he’s going to be a pumpkin’ 

bbc sherlock wants what i have

necromancelena:

necromancelena:

necromancelena:

quacking in my boobs over this

QUAKING

BOOTS. FUCKER

foone:

(bad) Idea: Pronoun selections for multiple pronoun users where you have the ability to set relative rates of each pronoun. Like maybe like:

A VB6 dialog box running on XP. The title is "Pronouns" and it has the menu options "File, Pronouns, Help". There's a main group labeled "Pronoun Order/Frequency", and below it four pronoun sets are shown: she/her, they/them, he/him, it/its". Each pronoun set has a slider, with she/her at 90%, they/them at 10%, and the remaining two at 0%. Next to each slider there's up and down arrow buttons for reordering. At the bottom of the sliders is an "Add new pronoun" button.ALT

See you could set relative frequencies of each pronoun, and order them.

And yes I did mock this up using Visual Basic 6. That’s just how my brain works.

aaronstveit:

“if i was orpheus i would simply not turn around” yes you would. if you were orpheus and you loved eurydice, you would. to love someone is to turn around. to love someone is to look at them. whichever version of the myth — he hears her stumble, he can’t hear her at all, he thinks he’s been tricked — he turns around because he loves her. that’s why it’s a tragedy. because he loves her enough to save her. because he loves her so much he can’t save her. because he will always, always turn around. “if i was orpheus i would simply —” you wouldn’t be orpheus. you wouldn’t be brave enough to walk into the underworld and save the person you love. be serious

junoshusband:

bewbin:

bewbin:

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why the fuck is everyone tagging this as pokemon

hal-monitor:

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🎶 I got spuuuurs, that jingle jangle jingleeee 🎶

lnfini:

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im back! semester is over you know what that means. art open for now. email me at infinimcofficial@gmail.com or dm me for inquiries. reblogs r appreciated

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portfolio | personal site | google form | kofi

greatwesternrailway:

she’s only 23? she should be indoors using the computer

emperorsfoot:

toastbutteregg:

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i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

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Important tags from @parsio

startrekgifs:

magnusbae:

magnusbae:

To illustrate this post by @mayahawkse I would like to visualize to you the difference:

A post in 2023:

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A post in 2014:

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A zoom out of the same post:

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This is what a community looks like.

See how in 2023 almost all of the reblogs come from the OP, from their few hours/days in the tag search. Meanwhile in 2014 the % of reblogs from OP is insignificant, because most of the reblogs come from the reblogs within the fandom, within the micro-communities formed there. You didn’t need to rely on tags, or search, or being featured. Because the community took care of you, made sure to pass the work between themselves and onto their blog and exposed their followers to it. It kept works alive for years.

It’s not JUST the reblog/like ratio that causing this issue, it’s the type of interaction people have. They’re content with scrolling and liking the search engine, instead of actually having a reblogging relationship with other blogs in their community.

Anyways, if you want to see more content you like, the only true way to make it happen is to reblog it. Likes do not forward content in no way but making OP feel nice. Reblogs on the other hand make content eternal. They make it relevant, they make it exist outside of a fickle tumblr search that hardly works on the best of days.

If you want more of something, reblog it.

Something I see mentioned often is “I don’t have many followers, my reblog won’t matter” which is untrue.

First of all, reblogging, commenting and interacting is how you start gathering your own micro community, second of all— you literally do not know how far a single reblog from you could go in the long run.

For instance, let’s say you only have one person reblog from you, and that person only have one person who reblogged from them also, and so on, and somewhere ten reblogs down the line a very large blog reblogs it and boom, the post is getting more and more exposure!

You see, it does not matter if you don’t have a large following so long as you cultivate a micro community with the people you do enjoy interacting daily with.

As you can see in the second picture I added, most of the reblogs were between very small groups of people, and occasionally it’ll lapse into a large blog that would create a bigger reblog pool. BUT STILL. Saying that you don’t have many followers and so it doesn’t matter if you don’t reblog is UNTRUE.

Even if someone just randomly wanders into your blog one day, it’s beneficial for both sides because A. Seeing you reblog content they like might be enough for them to follow you B. They would be exposed to new content creators they didn’t know previously and might also follow / reblog from them!

So yes, do not underestimate what your reblogs and words mean, just because you’re not ‘big’ or whatever. It is not how tumblr works!!

P.S IT IS NOT CRINGE TO REBLOG 10 YEARS OLD CONTENT ON TUMBLR. YOU SEE IT. YOU LIKE IT? REBLOG IT. DOESN’T MATTER IF YOU DIG IT FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL ITSELF. XOXO :’D <3

TL;DR

Reblogging is absolutely the only thing that helps the site function. Unlike all other social media, likes are nothing here. They are meaningless. Reblogs are the only way to truly say you like something. The only way to make the site work as intended. I know it feels weird, that likes are soooo important on other sites like Instagram and TikTok. This is the anti Instagram. The anti TikTok. Tumblr needs reblogs to thrive. It’s like water to a thirsty critter in the desert. Please 🥺 help the thirsty critters!



thistlefly:

is-it-out-of-touch-thursday:

notlikingbestgirl:

Out of Touch

Yes

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HAPPY NEIL BANGING OUT OF TOUCH THURSDAY

There has not been a Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday since 2017, and there will not be another Neil Banging Out Of Touch Thursday until 2028

charlesoberonn:

charlesoberonn:

fozby:

charlesoberonn:

Future Grandkid: Grandpa, what was it like when Obama was president?

Me: Aah, yes… the Homestuck President.

what the shit does that mean

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I see all of you people who had this post queue’d for 4/13. Good job.